Hardened criminals we are

 While out running some errands today things got a little interesting . first entertaining thing was when we stopped to do some business at a friends house . as we pulled up to the end of the Cul-de-sac to do our business we were met by a medium sized yellow lab  it ran up to the side of the Shy-mobile wagging it’s tail . Shy was riding in the front next to me she watched with some curiosity as I opened the door. she didn’t make a sound just looked at the dog . I shut the door and said ” I’ll be back girl ” ..she just looked at me then back at the dog . as I approached the front door of the house I noticed several big freshly dug holes in the flower beds . I said to the yeller dog standing next to me wagging it’s tail .. I bet you dug those holes huh ! … it’s tail wagged faster .. i reached down and pat the dog on the head and rang the bell then looked over at Shy setting in the truck she was takin it all in .. The door opened and a gal came out with a baby hanging on her hip .  she said to the dog come lets go home , the dog followed her next door .. I thought that little bugger wasn’t even tearing up his own yard … I went inside and did my business ..
When I came out the yeller dog was waiting and followed me to the Shy-mobile.
I opened the door and shy was setting so close to it I had to push her back to get in . Old yeller dog took the opportunity to talk some Smack .. I jumped in the truck and said Shy that dogs talkin Smack to us .. The dog was running around the truck barking .. Shy was trying to find what side it was on she kept turning circles on the seat .
I fired up the Shy-mobile and started to back out .. we creped along real slow so we wouldn’t run over the circling dog .. shy finally got eye’s on the barker on her side of the truck . That yeller guy must have said some real offensive stuff in dog bark cause her hair started to puff up on her buffalo hump and she started to give the sassy yeller dog a peace of her mind .. big rareraaarae ! grrrr ! rarrr grrrr rarrr !.. I said you tell em Shy .. she looked back at me and wagged her tail . then we drove off …
Back in town as we approached one of the four traffic lights that’s along the main drag we noticed several people being pulled over by the local fuzz .
I said to shy ” they be workin it today girl ” as we drove by one of the coppers parked on the side of the road , here he came after us … dang Shy ! he wants us .. I turned on a side street and the disco lights came on . ..Well Shy girl this will be your first run in with the cops ..
The officer slowly walked up and said do you know why I pulled you over ? … Aaaah no ! … Your registration is expired … ooh yeah ! and how do you know that ? smiling I said  …. your plates .. ohhhh … can I see your paper work ? … sure … auumm it’s expired … I’ll be right back ..
Well Shy were in it now .. Shy watched carefully… Oh no girl we must look like hardened gangsters cause they called for back up  here comes another one .. .. here’s your  license back Mr Williams , we’re just gonna let you off with a warning .. A low Ggggrrrrrrrr.  from right next to me I turn and see Shy looking at the passenger side of the truck .. the second copper tried to sneak up on our right he was peaking around the window then seen a big white face growling a warning .. he backed off , I elbowed Shy and said stop ..the copper and I made eye contact .. He gave me a big ole smile while backing up ..
Have a nice day ocifer  .. And we drove off as I patted Shy on the head saying thanks for having my back girl .. You sure are in tune when there’s danger even if it’s a sneaky copper ..    

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